http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=trump-rises-in-polls-after-throwing-kitten-off-58th-floor-of-trump-tower NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK (The Nil Admirari) - Republican presidential candidate and billionaire Donald Trump threw a kitten off of the 58th floor of Trump Tower this morning. Trump claimed he did it to show everyone he was unstoppable, and polls taken immediately following the incident showed him surging even further ahead of his Republican opponents. Wed, 12 Aug 2015 19:23:06 UTC en