http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=trump-promises-change-and-unity-during-plagiarized-divisive-inauguration-speech Washington, DC—Donald J-dog Trump was sworn in Friday as the 45th president of the United States. During an inauguration speech that many are calling batty, shitty and even batshitty, Trump promised to always put America first. The newly sworn in president minced no words, except maybe the ones that came out of his mouth (cough). President Trump made it very clear, in garbled form,… Sat, 21 Jan 2017 19:16:05 UTC en