http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=trident-submarine-launch-systems-to-be-replaced-by-parcelforce In an unexpected turn of events, Defence Secretary Michael Fallon has announced that it is no longer necessary to replace the four submarines that carry Trident nuclear missiles after a groundbreaking deal was reached overnight. “It occurred to us that we were only buying the submarines so that we could deliver the missiles,” he explained,... Mon, 18 Jul 2016 19:53:41 UTC en