http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=tpp-to-protect-american-freedoms-to-lower-wages-unemployment WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, President Obama announced the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) - a massive multinational trade deal the president intends to sign - will protect the freedoms of all Americans to earn lower wages and become unemployed. President Obama explained the two innately-American liberties would be protected by the TPP, which will make it even easier for corporations to offshore American jobs to countries with lower wages. Fri, 11 Dec 2015 23:12:57 UTC en