http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=the-secrets-of-avoiding-jury-duty-selection Lee County Courthouse – (SatireWorld.com) Many people ….(what am I saying!)…Most people hate receiving a jury summons. This generally requires at least one day off work (without pay, of course), downtown traffic and parking, long lines, hurry up and wait, inadequate bathroom facilities, no convenient lunch, losing coins in vending machines, rude and/or overworked employees (city, county, state, or Federal), sitting on unpadded seats in stuffy rooms, and watching/hearing self-important attorneys and judges. Eighty percent of the time, this all ends with you going home without even being select Read Moreed for a jury (after wasting an entire day that would be better spent watching Jerry Springer). Tue, 05 Apr 2016 14:26:13 UTC en