http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=ted-cruz-says-jesus-christ-should-be-official-us-animal WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Republican presidential candidate Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) announced today he wanted Jesus Christ to be the official animal of the United States instead of the bald eagle. His position quickly split the Republican Party into two camps, and the topic has already started to overshadow other issues on the campaign trail like the economy, social policy, and foreign policy. Tue, 07 Jul 2015 20:32:34 UTC en