http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=ted-cruz-announces-make-america-a-christian-iran-platform WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Republican presidential candidate and U.S. Senator Ted Cruz of Texas announced his plan to turn the United States into a merciless Christian theocracy. Cruz called his new platform "Make America a Christian Iran," but informed Americans the Christian dictatorship he imagined for America could also be compared to the brutal Islamic regime in Saudi Arabia. Tue, 08 Dec 2015 03:55:40 UTC en