http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=tao-of-a-lowlife-a-message-from-the-guy-who-still-lives-in-your-hometown It frustrates you to know I get laid more than you. I have chicken legs and a cartoonish beer belly. I have a hooknose and my eyes are a bit too close together. Wed, 31 May 2017 00:24:37 UTC en