http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=suicide-pact-13-bald-eagles-dead-after-release-of-latest-trump-poll-numbers Federalsburg, MD—Thirteen bald eagles were found dead in eastern Maryland today. Some are theorizing this was a suicide pact as witnesses describe the birds as “flying directly into American flags like kamikazes.” It is believed one eagle from each of the original 13 colonies flew to Maryland as part of a suicide pact to protest Donald Trump’s current success… Thu, 25 Feb 2016 20:22:24 UTC en