http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=sleeping-apes-and-washing-dishes-what-i-learned-from-magazines-this-week Reading magazines this week, I learned that: Every 34 seconds, someone in the U.S. has a heart attack. (AARP Magazine 3/16) Mike Love is considered one of the biggest assholes in the history of rock & roll. (Rolling Stone, 2/26/16) At least half a dozen people have tried to kill Michael Moore. (Rolling Stone, 2/26/16) Sun, 06 Mar 2016 20:55:50 UTC en