http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=slavery-rise-is-a-tribute-to-zero-hour-contracts The Home Office has hailed a fivefold increase in reported cases of slavery as a triumph in deregulation and free-market douchebaggery, with the Prime Minister promising to defeat modern slavery by returning to more traditional forms; such as indentured servitude - or the London rental market as it is known. Tue, 23 Aug 2016 23:34:21 UTC en