http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=securities-and-exchange-commission-says-stock-market-a-fantasyland-fed WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier this morning, the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) confirmed a report from last week that it did not have the authority to prevent companies from engaging in stock buybacks. SEC Chair Mary Jo White assured Americans they would all become well-acquainted with what stock buybacks were "when the economy tanks again, basically due to the same type of stock market manipulation and lack of government regulation that caused it the last time." Tue, 18 Aug 2015 00:03:34 UTC en