http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=secret-service-agents-protecting-trump-deeply-regret-past-mistakes NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK (The Nil Admirari) - Today, the Secret Service agents protecting Republican presidential candidate and xenophobic billionaire Donald Trump declared they deeply regretted their past career mistakes and choices of work enemies. The agents were confident both their professional lapses and having co-workers with axes to grind likely resulted in their protective detail assignment. Wed, 27 Jan 2016 05:12:34 UTC en