http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=santorum-women-back-in-kitchen-only-way-to-stop-right-wing-domestic-terrorism WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Republican presidential candidate and former U.S. Senator Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania declared the only way to stop male Caucasians from using their guns and dangerous right-wing ideology in acts of domestic terrorism was to put women back in the kitchen. Santorum pledged to stop right-wing terrorism, and urged American women to help him by quickly finding a husband, having more kids, and getting reacquainted with working in their home, especially kitchen. Tue, 22 Dec 2015 05:49:59 UTC en