http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=sage-grouse-prepare-to-defend-alaskan-territory "This is not a war we asked for," said General Cornwall Grouse to a small gathering of reporters at an undisclosed location on the outskirts of Juneau, "but it is a war we intend to win." Fri, 07 Dec 2018 09:36:57 UTC en