HumorFeed - Russian Jet Pilot Lands on US Carrier, Pees on Deck, Doesn’t Wash Hands, Leaves — The Dandy Goat http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=russian-jet-pilot-lands-on-us-carrier-pees-on-deck-doesn%E2%80%99t-wash-hands-leaves-%E2%80%94-the-dandy-goat Crew members aboard the aircraft carrier USS Scott Baio were left shocked on Friday when without warning, a Russian pilot landed his jet on the carrier’s flight deck, after which he exited the aircraft and urinated on the deck for as long as 45 seconds before returning to his aircraft to take off. Tue, 24 May 2016 11:26:10 UTC en