http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=rural-residents-feel-%E2%80%98dirty%E2%80%99-after-cash-for-fracking-agreed 'I for one don’t feel comfortable about being paid to be fracked,' said rural Surrey resident Jenny Smithurst. ‘If I’m going to get the most out of repeated fracking, I want it to mean something real. If, say, Chancellor Phillip Hammond wanted to pay me thousands of pounds so I submitted to the kind of penetration we’ve seen talked about in newspapers, I’d say that could be inappropriate, if not sordid. Where do we sign up?’ Mon, 08 Aug 2016 12:26:20 UTC en