http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=rio-to-offer-hazmat-suits-to-olympians-competing-on-guanabara-bay RIO DE JANEIRO (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Rio de Janeiro confirmed reports it will be offering hazmat suits to all Olympic athletes competing in sports on Guanabara Bay. The suits will protect some of the world's best athletes from the tons of untreated sewage and garbage in the water they will be surrounded by. Sun, 31 Jul 2016 18:27:10 UTC en