http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=rick-perry-to-ditch-glasses-go-with-monocle-and-smoking-pipe WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Republican presidential candidate and former Governor of Texas Rick Perry announced he will be swapping his reading glasses for a monocle and a smoking pipe. The move was characterized by political observers as Perry conceding the reading glasses had failed to make him appear more intelligent to Americans. Wed, 22 Jul 2015 18:13:58 UTC en