http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=republicans-earn-bonuses-for-exceeding-isis-recruiting-goals WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, the Islamic State (ISIS) announced many prominent Republican politicians - including many GOP presidential candidates - will receive cash bonuses for exceeding ISIS's recruiting goals. The Islamic State explained Republican opposition to Syrian refugees being allowed into the United States was "a wonderful way" to help the religious-extremist organization recruit even more Syrian civilians, who were essentially being held hostage inside their own country. Wed, 18 Nov 2015 23:24:08 UTC en