http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=republican-candidates-to-compete-on-how-fast-they-can-make-a-child-of-illegal-immigrants-cry WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - The Republican National Committee announced today it will be having all of its presidential candidates compete with each other to see who can make a child of illegal immigrants cry the fastest. The competition will be named "Only the Republican Who Makes a Child of Illegal Immigrant Parents Cry Fastest Can Truly Protect America," and will take place at 9pm EST on Thursday, August 20th near the El Paso, Texas border crossing. Thu, 23 Jul 2015 17:12:29 UTC en