http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=report-of-clown-sightings-put-washington-dc-residents-on-edge- Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Reports of scary Democratic Party clowns lurking in the shadows and trying to lure innocent voters into the murkiness of Washington, DC political promises and lies have patriotic families in a frenzy, Democratic candidates nervous, and Twitter users all jittery. Sun, 11 Sep 2016 14:01:04 UTC en