http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=psychopathic-iowans-rally-for-canadian-psychopath-ted-cruz WASHINGTON (The Nil Admiari) - Tonight, psychopathic Iowans - largely of the evangelical persuasion - rallied to deliver Canadian psychopath U.S. Senator Ted Cruz of Texas a win in the state's Republican caucus. The ultra-conservative Iowans barely rejected psychopathic billionaire Donald Trump for lacking the correct mixture of moral superiority and seething bigotry devoid of all empathy. Tue, 02 Feb 2016 09:00:37 UTC en