http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=proactive-nra-has-press-release-ready-for-next-mass-shooting FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA (The Nil Admirari): The National Rifle Association (NRA) announced today it had a press release ready and waiting for the next mass shooting in the United States. NRA Executive Vice President and CEO Wayne LaPierre stated such preparedness was essential to highlight why victims of gun violence were negligent for not arming themselves. Fri, 26 Jun 2015 16:29:09 UTC en