http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=presidential-candidate-bernie-saunders-has-first-bowel-movement-in-20-years Oxford, MA – (satireworld.com) Presidential candidate Bernie Saunders (D-commie) has successfully completed his first complete ‘BM’ in over twenty years says People Magazine. In recent years Saunders had been plagued with chronic intestinal problems and has sought relief from specialists across the country but to no avail. Sun, 07 Feb 2016 15:29:31 UTC en