http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=president-trump-kills-family-burns-white-house-pardons-self Trump, whose behavior has grown increasingly erratic since his election loss to Joe Biden last month, reportedly ordered the poisoning of over 40 members of his inner-circle - including his wife Melania and his sons Donald Jr. and Eric – then the White House burned as he fled aboard Marine One. Fri, 01 Jan 2021 00:46:51 UTC en