http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=post-coital-smoked-bacon-%E2%80%98damaging-to-health%E2%80%99 ‘Bringing home the bacon is fine, in moderation. But the reason I didn’t die before I got old was total abstention from bedroom pork products, including scratchings in my pyjamas.’ Thu, 29 Oct 2015 19:18:13 UTC en