HumorFeed - Police Scotland replaced with ‘Pretendy Police’ http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=police-scotland-replaced-with-%E2%80%98pretendy-police%E2%80%99 Following the success of the 'Cardboard Constable' programme – where cardboard cut-outs of police traffic officers were placed at accident black spots – Police Scotland have announced a new road safety programme. Unofficially known as 'Pretendy Police', the scheme will involve offering fake 'blues and twos' to motorists with white cars. Sun, 09 Oct 2016 21:15:04 UTC en