http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=piers-morgan-more-genetically-similar-to-a-slug-than-a-human ‘It sounds fantastical but anyone who’s ever shook Piers’ hand knows this could very well be true. After you’ve shook his hand you’re left with this thick, gooey discharge on your hand that’s impossible to wash off. At first I just thought it was because he’s a wanker but this makes even more sense.' Wed, 19 Oct 2016 14:26:08 UTC en