http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=parents-fail-to-cancel-bank-holiday Last minute negotiations with the government to quash an extended weekend have fallen apart. Whilst the retired, the sensible and those with poor personal hygiene have done whatever the hell they want for 72 hours, everyone else - unable to master birth control - was left with 3 hellish Groundhog Days of cleaning things up, continuous yelling - pausing only to wipe their own tears. Mon, 02 May 2016 19:52:49 UTC en