HumorFeed - Orlando Shooter Crushed to Find No Men Among 72 Virgins — The Dandy Goat http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=orlando-shooter-crushed-to-find-no-men-among-72-virgins-%E2%80%94-the-dandy-goat Omar Mateen, the man who carried out an ISIS-inspired attack in a gay bar in Orlando last weekend, is reportedly suffering from “intense disappointment” in the afterlife upon finding no young men among his allocated 72 virgins. Fri, 17 Jun 2016 15:02:40 UTC en