http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=once-upon-a-christmas-cheery-or-holiday-with-a-monkey Once upon a Christmas cheery, while I pondered, slightly bleary, Over many a quaint and curious bottle of very fine Aberlour While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "Tis Ephram's monkey," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door - Only this and nothing more." Fri, 25 Dec 2015 23:27:17 UTC en