http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=obama%E2%80%99s-new-common-corpse-math-calculates-unemployment-among-government-workers-lowest-in-history- A rejuvenated Barack Obama jumped out on stage like a young James Brown in front of a mostly live audience in DC today to announce that ....“Thanks to ME, the economy is back, the world is Tranquil, the RESET worked, and John Kerry should win the Nobel Prize!” Shouts of ‘you lie’ and ‘BULL SHIT” were drowned out by paid political supporters bused in from a local unemployment office having multiple orgasms. Wed, 16 Dec 2015 00:36:08 UTC en