HumorFeed - Obama Vows To Spend Last Days In Office Collecting Guns & Bibles   Washington—President Obama announced today he is not going to have a typical lame duck last term. For his final year in office, the President plans to acquire as many guns and Holy Bibles for his “personal collection” as possible. Obama told reporters, “I want to do something good while I’m still in office because, let’s… Thu, 07 Jan 2016 02:29:24 UTC en