http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=nowtrumpremovesdiscord%E2%80%99sspacebarareexclamationpointsnext Flagstaff,AZ—Spacebar,thefinalfrontier.OurspacebarhasbeenpermanentlydisabledbyRussianorTrumpianhackers.FYI:theyarethesamethingnow.Granted,itwillbedifficulttofunctionwithoutaspacebar,butwethediscordfeeltheshowmustgoon.CEOofTheDiscord,PierceWinslow,isinnegotiationswiththeincomingTrumpAdminsitrationtoresolvethecurrentfrictionbetweenthetwoentities.Mr.Winslowexplains,”Ifwecan’tgetanywherewiththesepeoplewemightstartusingcommasinsteadofspacesorthewordspace,bolded.(space)see?(space).It(space)could(space)work(space)in(space)a(space)pinch.(space).Thebig?is:willanyonehitreadmoretoday? Wow,you Read More’rehere! Ratherthancontinuingthisridiculousness,wewillinsteadbepostingChuchill’sfamous”fightthemonthebeaches”speech.Minusanyspaces,ofcourse: “Weshallgoontotheend,weshallfightinFrance,weshallfightontheseasandoceans,weshallfightwithgrowingconfidenceandgrowingstrengthin theair,weshalldefendourIsland,whateverthecostmaybe,weshallfightonthebeaches,weshallfightonthelanding grounds, weshallfightinthfieldsandinthestreets,weshallfightinthehills;weshallneversurrender,andevenif,whichIdonotforamomentbelieve,thisIslandoralargepartofitweresubjugatedandstarving,thenourEmpirebeyondtheseas,armedandguardedbytheBritishFleet,wouldcarryonthestruggle,untilinGodsgoodtime,theNewWorld,withallitspowerandmightstepsforthtotherescueandtheliberationoftheold.” —WinstonChurchill Yes,Mr.Trump,WeShallNeverSurrender! Butpleasdon’ttakeourexclamationpoints.WewillneedthoseduringaTrumpAdministration. Mon, 02 Jan 2017 04:21:20 UTC en