http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=now-that-my-girlfriend-left-me-i%E2%80%99m-fattening-up-to-be-eaten-by-a-witch I can't help but wonder, are the things that made me an unappealing romantic companion to Gretchen the same things that make me an unappetizing meal to witches? Tue, 31 Oct 2017 21:37:30 UTC en