http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=north-korea-promises-%E2%80%98retaliatory-march%E2%80%99-against-us-soil- Somewhere in North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) North Korea threatened the United States on Thursday with a preemptive ‘retalitory march’ by 100,000 North Korean soldiers, raising the level of rhetoric while the U.N. Security Council considers new sanctions against the reclusive country. North Korea has accused the United States of using military drills in South Korea as a launch pad for a nuclear war and has scrapped the armistice with Washington that ended long marches by weary soldiers in the 1950-53 Korean Marcher’s War. Thu, 31 Aug 2017 22:48:32 UTC en