http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=nk-vows-to-conduct-more-failed-missile-launches-than-arkansas-can-botch-executions Pyongyang, NK—According to both Washington and Pyongyang “the race is on!” Earlier today Kim Jong Un contacted the Governor of Arkanasas, Asa Hutchinson, and challenged him to a contest. Just as a missile exploded across Un’s private launch pad on the south lawn of Un Manor, the God of North Korea told Hutchinson, “How about round two, Arkansas? You try… Tue, 02 May 2017 22:39:31 UTC en