http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=new-damp-patch-technology-reduces-post-coital-conflict Sleeping on the damp-patch may soon be relegated to the past, according to female scientists at Ohio State University. The Aqua 365 Absorber Screw, which sucks up moisture at the flick of a switch, was developed after millions of complaints by women left to sleep on the pecker trail. Volunteers reported a 95.5% satisfaction rate in trials after using the device. Sun, 03 Jan 2016 22:08:04 UTC en