HumorFeed - National Load-Managing Jesus Day http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=national-load-managing-jesus-day Explaining that Jesus is too valuable a property to enter the heart of "every loser with his putz in a wringer," the Lord God Almighty warned that Jesus would be entering fewer hearts this year; and he would not be doing back-to-backs, i.e., entering two hearts in consecutive minutes. Tue, 17 Dec 2019 13:58:25 UTC en