http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=mit-president-trump-simulations-show-97-9-chance-of-war-when-trump-meets-any-foreign-official CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS (The Nil Admirari) - The Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) today released the results of its "President Trump Simulations." The university announced that in 97.9% of simulations, any meeting between a President Trump and a foreign official resulted in a war. Mon, 20 Jul 2015 16:46:32 UTC en