http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=michele-bachmann-finds-rockets-for-trip-to-heaven-in-husbands-dresser STILLWATER, MINNESOTA (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, former Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R-MN-6) announced she had discovered dozens of phallic shaped objects in the bottom drawer of her husband Marcus's dresser. Bachmann explained her husband told her the objects were rockets to take them to Heaven once President Obama fulfilled his role to take the world into the End Times and bring about the Second Coming of Christ. Tue, 11 Aug 2015 19:55:53 UTC en