http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=meet-the-one-legged-man-who%E2%80%99s-actually-busier-now-as-a-one-legged-ass-kicker- Durham, NC – (satireworld.com) Morris Helms says he’s never been busier! The retired veteran, who looks a healthy 50 instead of being a few days away from turning 65, says ever since he read an ad looking for contestants in a local amateur mixed martial arts contest he’s been very busy on Saturday nights. “ Wow! It’s like taking candy from a baby!” Wed, 11 Oct 2017 13:38:47 UTC en