http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=mcdonalds-to-scrap-restaurants-and-focus-on-toilets McDonalds has announced the closure of all 46 million of its food-serving 'storefronts' to focus on offering 'degrading bathroom experience's instead. While the sales of ankle-burgers and Chicken-McWaste nuggets have seen a steady decline for the past 19 years, use of McDonald's toilets has been growing rapidly. Sun, 13 Mar 2016 18:52:09 UTC en