http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=man-must-choose-between-crappy-chair-and-girlfriend “Miranda’s great and all, but this chair has been with me forever,” said Greene, who has no sense of proportion and considers the early 2000s as prehistoric. “I mean, at the end of the day, she won’t always let me sit on her, but the chair never complains.” Sun, 17 Apr 2016 19:14:05 UTC en