http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=man-afraid-of-iowa-caucus-conclusion-%E2%80%9Ccan%E2%80%99t-remember-life-before-it%E2%80%9D-%E2%80%93-the-canard-press Terrence Haston, 32, has been campaigning for a variety of Republican candidates nearly all his adult life. Now that the 2016 Iowa Caucuses are finally here, he is finding that life after the Caucus consists of a terrifying and unknown future. Sun, 31 Jan 2016 19:37:53 UTC en