http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=maine-governor-lepage-says-slime-on-body-impossible-to-remove AUGUSTA, MAINE (The Nil Admirari): Republican Governor of Maine Paul LePage announced today the slime covering his entire body was impossible to remove. The slime on LePage has been blamed for his efforts to cut programs for the poor, sick, elderly, children, and virtually every other person in Maine who is not very wealthy. Thu, 02 Jul 2015 21:22:05 UTC en