http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=london-emergency-services-practice-for-murray-exit Intelligence officials have closed down sections of the UK’s capital, in order to stage a simulation of the terror conditions that will occur in the wake of the Wimbledon Champion ‘choking in the quarter finals’. The exercise involves 1,000 police officers, all of whom have been instructed to ‘taser on sight’ anyone seen weeping into a punnet of strawberries. Wed, 01 Jul 2015 17:27:41 UTC en