HumorFeed - Local Parking Attendant Found Dead: Literally Everyone A Suspect Flagstaff, AZ—A local meter maid disappeard under mysterious circumstances yesterday afternoon. She was later found stuffed like a pinatta with her own parking ticket pad. Police are questioning everyone in the town in alphabetical order. Breaking news: all police questioning will occur in reverse alphabetic order since a person named Zano submitted this story for… Tue, 01 Dec 2015 20:50:36 UTC en