http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=local-man-seymour-twat-finds-it-impossible-to-find-work-even-with-an-mba Main Street USA – (SatireWorld.com) Seymour Twat still likes a few beers with the guys before hitting the streets once again in search of a job. Is he totally unhappy? No, Twat says girls always ask him how close does he have to get to really see it! It confuses him a great deal. Down on Main Street USA, good jobs are in short supply, but nothing compares to the anxiety of a local man named Seymour Twat. For over 20 years Twat has sent out resume after resume only to receive those dreaded…’We’ll get back with you’ letters. “I don’t understand it. I’ve sent out over 250,000 resumes to to Read Morep notch and not so top notch companies and still no offers.” Thu, 28 Apr 2016 00:21:19 UTC en